I’m amazed by the people in the grays pointing out that it’s not a “real burpee”.

I can do one burpee in an hour so I feel like I’m right on this lady’s heels.

Opposite of mass-produced porn? Please, let’s no use the phrase “artisanal porn.”

This article was wonderful and fascinating.

A clarification: “dominus obsequious sororium” is not Latin for “master over the slave women”. It’s pseudo-Latin (event worse than “Romanes eunt domus”).

So they can’t testify against one another?

This is the worst take I have ever read. You couldn’t be more wrong if you tried.

Fuck you. Do you know what lynching is? It means you don’t get a trial; you don’t get a chance to defend yourself. It’s nothing like this, and shame on you for using that word.

I grew up in a very conservative household and my parents were very against having any sex ed taught in schools - but they never taught me anything at home, either, other than “don’t have sex until you’re married” (at which point I guess they expected the Magical Sex Fairy would show up and tell me all about how it…

I’d still take Rodan + Fields over the sex cult. But give me a choice between that and LulaRo or Mary Kay and I’d be heating up the branding iron myself.

I’m glad to just be a non-celebrity boring midwest mom because I fall for that “it’s a bunch of women and we share experiences and support each other” crap all the time. But in my world, it just means I get stuck going to a lot of MLM parties rather than being recruited for a sex cult. Although to be honest, I’d…

Well, schools are basically just factories for churning out feedstock for the capitalist machine, so independent thinking is strongly discouraged.

Ugh, I’m so sick of this being the butt of jokes for the last two decades. The girl he pissed on in that video was a minor, but the pissing is the big takeaway. Not directed at you, I will just be glad when this fuck starts being thought of as a criminal instead of just a joke.

This is not the first time I’ve seen a story where you could substitute “Trump” for “R Kelly” and it would still sound legit

I can’t decide which comment to go with— Do I commend these women for finally walking away from R Kelly’s employ, which may signal an impending end to his years unchecked sex abuse of women and girls?

Oh, totally. I just think we’re at the point at which we need something huge. Like, “So, Jim, what would YOU do with this severed head” huge.

I read that as “Truss Ted”, which has a very unintended BDSM vibe to it...

Because if she doesn’t leave the housekeeper won’t clean it

What’s Skellyannes point exactly? Comey has to know a guy well to write a memo about the conversation they had? She’s not even trying anymore. I don’t know why she bothers to crawl out of her crypt every morning

I think both are telling the truth. If I would room with someone, and I decide to tell her about a terrible secret, such as being raped by a famous person, and then I see how the other person reacts...maybe unfavorably, like focusing on a money aspect instead of believing, or behaving sympathetically and emphatically,…