At least everything he said was genuine and heartfelt.

“And maybe arm theater ushers, too.”

My birthday is in March, and when I was little I felt sad for everyone born in other months because I got the daffodil AND the aquamarine.

Much like the metric system, I fear that measuring things in Jennifer Lawrences will never catch on in America.

You butter the pig before you slaughter it? Wow there is a lot about livestock farming I don’t know! Seems like it would make the pig slippery, but that’s just me.

That’s why SVU is my favorite form of escapism. If I’m gonna escape somewhere, its gonna be to a place where the police spend all their time and energy to fully investigate, solve and prosecute sex crimes. I love it. They’re on there travelling between state lines, hopping on flights to get DNA from 20 years ago.…

“Poor people would be so much prettier if they smiled more”

I am SO PISSED that those stupid ass shoes have been resurrected from the trash bin of the 90s/early aughts. That specific combination - a relatively thin toe strip, a high heel, and a thin ankle strap - looks nice when you’re standing in place, but the second you begin to move, your feet slide forward because there’s…

Liz Hurley was also into it, 25 years ago.

I just do not get Jax’s appeal. I had a gigantic this-is-gross-but-who-cares crush on Pauly D from Jersey Shore, but even I wouldn’t sleep with Jax.

What they don’t tell us is you have to fail the psych eval to get cast on a show.

Which is unfortunate, cause someone that has zero money can do great stuff for people too, but being poor can be so depressing and crippling from being in survival mode too long.

Allegations of misconduct aside- even at the state level, who in their right minds would elect a 20 year old to represent them? Did he run against a ficus? What the hell is happening in Rhode Island?

be the change you wish to see, nico.

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

Yeah. Meanwhile I’m doing my own thing as the villain who cut her bangs too short and feels totally stupid.

I’m an old too and I don’t know when one turned into the other. Something something young people, something something phones.

Also (and I understand that I am in the minority in this), I like chest hair. I wouldn’t want to date someone whose waxed chest resembled a barbie doll. Shave under your armpits, by all means, but the hair that goes from chest to navel, and then follows a strip below is very sexy to one jinni.

This dude and his unbuttoned shirt, bahaha. I’d probably hate-fuck him, tho. Ugh, I hate myself.

Something about guys who unbutton their shirts really far down like this, alarms me. It screams; “Do not date..he is everyone he has ever wanted. No room, no room!”