Excellent. Another article where my response is best articulated by a meme: Grumpy Cat’s Good.

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And in strange trousers even death may die.

I apologize for my father’s internet presence.

Self-update: *megalolz*, I just found the best bit of spin! This guy (commenter at The Hill) has apparently gone through all the 5 stages of Trump-Related Grief. He’s already at the final stage, “big deal”:

I’m an Old (41) and I assure you skinny jeans didn’t exist in the 90s. Flared jeans, bootcut jeans, and wide JNCO style was about all you had to chose from in the mid to late 90s. Oh, and tapered jeans but those were deemed hideous by most.

I wish for those wide leg overalls RN. I love manrepeller fashion most of all.

Oh boy, my younger ex-dj-boyfriend is going to be very upset, but he probably won’t techno for an answer.

Raise your hand if this is where you ordered your JNCO Girls from? I definitely also owned that Superman tee...

/Cracks a single glowstick in remembrance.

Never forget.

I am just going to post this here:

“Only a complete moron would need a year to plan collusion. I’m like a very smart and stable person and could do it without even thinking!”

Yes, I was confused about that for a second but then I remembered that conservatives routinely have their own definition of what words mean and they have nothing to do with reality.

I’m sorry but... that fucking Duggar hair. 🤢🤢🤢

Hee hee!

Finance Officer

Aww, look, someone who has no idea what they’re talking about! So cute.

Cool! Now can we get the opposite of this? It’s crazy that there isn’t some sort of pill or injection or something women can take to skip the boob changes inherent in pregnancy and childbirth if they have no intention to breastfeed. Surely there’s something better than cabbage leaves in 2018.

As a transwoman who wants to adopt, this makes me so incredibly happy. I’ve always wanted to be a mom (yes, despite the stupid medical condition I was born with) and being able to connect with an infant in this way is so meaningful to me. <3