Hell, when my dad got old he started to soften a little, too. Maybe old Newt is just ready to tone down the bullshit in his old age.

Older babies sometimes have trouble staying focused on nursing, so it's nice to have a quiet place that's free of distractions.

I just came in here to say that picture is so sweet- I almost forget how much I fucking hated nursing.

I love Sephora. I wish I didn’t, but I do.

This happened to a friend of mine, who went to the ER with stomach pains. She had a ruptured appendix and was very close to dying. The nurses treated her like crap and left her alone in a room for 45 minutes. She nearly crawled out of the hospital, found her husband, and went to an ER across town where she had surgery…

So true.

I am cheering during the bit where confidence is mentioned. The so-called mommy wars would not exist if we all had a little more self confidence and confidence in our choices.

These are all just so good. The time lapse pumpkin makes me shake with laughter.

This comment cracks me up.

A good friend knows the difference between someone asking for advice and someone wanting to get something off their chest.

Everyone knows married people have less sex. If you are trying to “prevent sodomy” support gay marriage!

I love 24 hour product diary! Why is it so fun to read about what strangers put on their faces? I don't know. I would love to write a product diary myself, but no one cares what cosmetics I'm wearing when I drop my little monster at preschool and muck out the chicken coop.

When I was a kid I picked up a book my mom had been reading over the summer- it was Lillian Hellman’s biography, written by her long term lover who was thirty some years younger than her. She was not ever a beauty by conventional standards, and a terribly difficult personality, but that didn’t slow her love life down…

Apparently, a woman I know is from this town, and she claims that in some other irrelevant city in Alabama, it is illegal to wear high heels downtown.

My three year old loves all kinds of birds and the blue footed booby is one of his favorites.

Ah, weed is finally legal in my state, and I am too busy being a grown up to get high anymore.

I respect that other people are entitled to their own opinions and values, but I fucking hate this man and what he's done since he came to power. He's hell bent on fucking over anyone who actually WORKS for a living. Disgusting.

My kid is only three, and he loves cartoons, but they turn him into a total asshole. It’s just too stimulating for him to watch all the flashy, fast cutting action. The change is his behavior last for at least 24 hours. My H and I call it the cartoon hangover.

I live in Oregon, and no one dresses up here. Good for you for moving to a place where you can shine like the sun.

I have had two babies in the last couple years and it immediately made me feel invisible. I’m still beautiful, but each pregnancy has added some years to my face and my body is very different. I workout a lot and I’m much stronger now, but the last few pounds are hard to lose. I’ll be 32 in a few weeks and I didn’t…