I hated every minute of my pregnancies and I am so glad I am done having kids. I love being a mom and parenting challenges me in a way I really like- but FUCK being pregnant. It's miserable.

For two years I had a crush on a handsome tall man at Trader Joes. I’m so sad he doesn’t work there anymore, because now I have no reason to put on mascara before I go shopping. Every time our eyes met it was like a bolt of lightening went through my body.

I related to this so much. I attracted a lot of attention in my twenties, but very few of the men who were attracted to me, especially older men, were actually interested in dating me, or even getting to know me. They wanted my attention, they were hoping I was easy to fuck, but that was all.

I’m skeptical about this “ghosting” business. Isnt it easier to say, “She just left, won’t return my calls, I don’t know what I did wrong”?!

Because she literally told me she hated nursing and only was continuing to prevent her father from keeping their daughter overnight.

**applause**

True.

I really believe that when I put aside my baggage (stuff I’m carrying from my own childhood, for example, or the desire to please others) and take a moment to reflect, my intuition as a mother will tell me what to do.

The best thing I’ve learned from being a mom is that I need to put some space between me and the rest of the world and own my own choices.

Woah, that’s fucked up!

YES THANK YOU. My own mom is always telling me, “I want you to make this happen or that happen when I die, and don’t let them keep me alive on machines, blah blah blah..”

Wasn't there a Private Practice episode about this?

Woah. What a shitty thing to say.

I took LSD a few days after having my wisdom teeth removed.

It’s okay to be scared, but honestly, it’s different for everyone. I thought having one kid was easy. What’s all the fuss about, I thought? Then he turned three and I had another. NOW I’m losing my fucking mind.

There are awesome small independent farmers who care about the environment, their animals, and their land. Buy a whole pig, split it with some friends or family and eat it all year.

When I was twelve my parents had just remarried each other and decided to take us on a roadtrip/camping trip to Utah for two weeks. My dad was an obsessive mountain biker at the time, so this family trip was an excuse for him to bike off and do his own thing, I think. We left Oregon in mid August, in his 1969…

Your mom must be pretty chill. I'd be pissed if my husband left without me. Pissed!

I'm not really a dog person, but that is adorable!

Well, I am pretty uncool and into healthy food, and my favorite on the go snack is chia pudding. I make them five at a time and eat one everyday. I can’t explain it exactly, but I feel so good after I eat one! IT fits in my purse and doesn’t spoil and there’s nothing to throw away when I’m done.