Every time I see Azealia Banks in a headline, I want to scream “Lock up your wife and kids! Azealia just logged into Twitter!”

Can we please replace the term “plus size” with “normal size”? As a guy, I have little knowledge of women’s sizing, but whenever I see someone labeled “plus size model”, I am genuinely confused. They look normal size. They look like my family, my coworkers, the women on the DC Metro as we all huddle in fear of the…

I have never heard of these people. Should I have? Do they even have the cultural relevance of Rick Santorum? I mean, that is setting an extremely low bar, but again, who?

When I was 14, I refused to go to my best friend’s house in the summer, because she had a pool, and would always want to go swimming. I am now 42 and still struggling with eating disorders. Yes women and girls have is way, way, way worse, but we need to remember to keep boys in the discussions of body image.

If it actually helps with my eczema, I’m all in!

Should be called “I’ll just have water.”

I don’t know about women’s clothes, but I have shopped their men’s for years. While I am a pretty average 5'7", I have a long torso and short legs. Most men’s pants start at 30", And I am more of a 28.5" so it is either hemming or dragging the cuffs around ragged. Land’s End custom hems for free.

ALW is up for a Tony for School of Rock - The Musical.

What is it with vegans and bananas? My niece who was vegan (and also had a YouTube channel) when through crates of bananas. I like bananas-they have lots of potassium and come in their own compostable wrappers, but otherwise...?

The payphone in my work lobby (yes they still exist) has a sign on it where you can Dial a Prayer for free.

I don’t care about the song, but we need to talk about this look.

Is this the same Julian Fellowes that was just nominated for a Tony for School of Rock? If so, the idea of the creator of Downton Abby and the creator of Phantom of the Opera collaborating on what was originally a Jack Black vehicle is weird.

We have been together so long even my racist family has forgotten my husband is black and gay.

It’s about as much a children’s book as is Animal Farm - There is a piggy, must be like Charlotte’s Web! (Then reads. Oops.)

“glorified Chris Crocker”

Oops. Now, not not.

Gary Knell. He headed up Sesame Workshop, then NPR, not National Geographic.

There is a reference to “tea” in Officer Krupke in West Side Story. For the longest time I had no idea what it meant. I love some old time slang. Gotta start using that one.

I first saw an electric chair, then Jesus crying. Then I quit looking and don’t care enough to scroll back up. He’s a tool.

It’s nasty.