Isn’t the shirttail the backside of a shirt? Hence the “tail” part of the word.

And Glenn! (We all know it was him)

She’s too old. That role would probably go to Lily from Modern Family.

A woman may “choose” to be a CEO, but that doesn’t mean it’s gonna happen. Last I checked, America had a really bad track record on female execs.

Is she at a party? A bar? Is that an ATM behind her?

I miss the days Banana Republic sold pith helmets and had jeeps half in/half out of their stores in the mall.

I can reveal the last four words will be “Oy with the poodles” then cut to a graphic “already.”

I have heard of possibly 2% of these people.

Wait. Isn’t he from NYC? How has he only been on the subway “once or twice”?

Columbia has an endowment of nearly $10 billion. I am sure they can afford it.

Both of the Az(e)alias need to refrain from talking or writing for a considerable time. Palin, too, for that matter.

You want to see Cary Grant be creepy? Watch Hitchcock’s Notorious. He basically pimps out Ingrid Bergman only to fall in love with her. (Although, Marnie is, for me. Hitchcock at his creepiest.)

If we are revisiting childhood favorites, can I suggest the Trixie Belden series?

All of Grimm’s are bonkers. Have the complete set, but haven’t read them in a while, but they are insanely violent.

OMG The idea of Princess Di at Springfield Mall! Am dying. I hope she had time to pop into Spencer’s Gifts!

I grew up a couple of miles from the Capitol Centre (even had my high school graduation there). You could always tell when the Grateful Dead was in town because of all the random people trudging down Routes 202 and 214 dressed like caricatures of the 1960s hippies.

NAGPRA at least put into place repatriation regulations.

Ugh. Can we please retire the words “plus size” and just call them “normal size”?

This post implies that the National Museum of African American History and Culture and The Smithsonian and not one and the same. The art collection is at the National Museum of African Art. Both are Smithsonian.