Just last night my husband was saying he couldn't understand why I want one of these guys. Uhm ... Hello? This picture right here.
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@stagbeetle: In my school Joey was the hot commodity, and since I was the chubby nerd, I was told everyone else had dibs and I couldn't like him. Somehow I got "assigned" Jordan. Looking at the pic up there, I think I came out on top in the long run.
@wtfox?!: Well. Done.
@LuckyFrog: My mom was totally honest when she was called in. She told the lawyer that she taught remedial high school English (not an actual English class, but the oh god help them pass the state test so they can graduate class. She often had kids about to be kicked out of school because they were turning 21.) for…
Ugh. I had a boyfriend who said this, but with the "but you have to tape it/let me watch" caveat. Ha. No. But he sure did try to brand me as a cheater when he found out I asked out a girl after breaking up with him. (He maintains that we were "working things out". I maintain that I told him he was a jerk, it was over,…
@prufrock1019: Hehe... A guy friend of mine actually asked me not to steal his girlfriend. So I know at least one guy who takes it seriously.
@thefanmyj: Oh man maybe the network has him over insured and will make mad money when he dies, so they're supplying the drugs in hopes of payoff.
@vixenatrix: I don't know if he's just trying to kill himself in a spectacular fashion, or if it's all just a bizarre cry for help and attention. I keep wondering when the hell someone is going to tell him no and help him get cleaned up. Every time someone close to him makes and excuse for him it's so sad. Like…
@black_nerd: Truth. I told myself I didn't need to binge on them because obviously I could now get them any time I wanted. Yeah. I ate the whole package, delighted in the knowledge that I could then go buy even more. But I totally deserved it! I was depressed because my neighborhood girl scout didn't come around last…
@go out and love someone: Keebler makes a reasonable facsimile of the Samoa.
@Cinnamoncanuck: Fucking Christine had me afraid of my car for a week.
The skull doesn't even fuse until well after birth, it usually finishes by the second birthday, specifically so that it's easier to pass through the vaginal canal. Hence the "soft spot" on a baby's head.
@mgallagher713: Let's just start with the fact that inductions don't work like that. There isn't a 100% foolproof way to make a body go into labor before it's ready. Take a look at the statistics on failed inductions in women who are right at their due date. (My induction was on my due date, it didn't take, I had a…
@meganmariasangria: Maybe he could do a show in character, Colbert-style...
@Vivi21: Relevant, slightly NSFW webcomic: [www.girlswithslingshots.com]
@Cocoa Mauve: I would love to send some people I know to spiritual rehab, maybe it would cure them of their holier than thou attitudes and extreme judgeyness.
@fortheloveof38: I developed a kitty allergy later in life, but it's actually worse if I'm not exposed to my cats on a regular basis. Soooo... there is my just as scientific counterpoint.
I love the dip in giving a fuck that happens from 35 to 54. Let's see, let's keep working with the stereotypical housewife thing... Oldest child would be hitting 6-ish, middle 3, youngest is an infant, and that span covers until they're off to college and not wrecking the house two seconds after it's finally clean. I…
@the misanthropologist (on ouisconsing!): That's my cleaning arsenal right there. Plus a Magic Eraser.