Oh man. A gay Hispanic liberal bona fide hero. I'm sure several members of the Tea Party are currently having conniption fits.

PolitiFact has yet to verify anything she's said as true. This woman scares me. [minnesota.publicradio.org]

@im2fools: ... I missed the joke, didn't I? D'oh.

@im2fools: Psst... Ivanka is his daughter. And I think it's been quite a while since he was married to Ivanna. (Though I may be wrong there.)

@lauras_lovely_lady_eyes: I'll be delighted if my daughter comes out to my husband and me in the sense of being happy that we've raised her to feel comfortable talking to us and not feeling like she has to hide that part of her life. But really, I wouldn't get all excited about her being straight, why get all excited…

Their cap phrase? REALLY? Is the the phrase that goes on official MTV caps? Similar to a catch phrase, perhaps?

@savethemax: The whole thing makes me so wary. I just want to go lie down.

@superlayne: She does ride a motorcycle... Quick, somebody get her a cigar!

@emilyemcmahon: Awesome. You know, my little brother in law was spouting off a little while back about how we don't need all this technology to make us happy and how people can just choose to be happy. But this right here? The fact that technology is making it so Roger's wife and loved ones (and uhm the world) can…

@I'm Ron Burgundy?: I heard that the company that supplies his communication system is going through his reels and reels of old shows to make it so he can use his own voice when talking. It was a while ago that I read this, though, so I don't know what's going on with that.

@Ksenia: I believe he has a right to apply for aid when he is released from prison. I don't think that his punishment of a dishonorable discharge should be mitigated. He lost his job through his own actions. His healthcare is part of that job. Those are the rules. I really hope he can get some form of insurance once…

@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Exactly. He acted irresponsibly, and thus lost his job and insurance. When I acted irresponsibly and lost my job, yes I was far more worried about losing my insurance than my paycheck, but nobody went to bat for me. It sucks hard, but let's use it to change the system and highlight the…

@ms.marvelous: I'm beginning to suspect she may be a mutant with a healing factor of some sort. Somebody call Professor X.

@follow_old_rafiki: Definitely the first thing that came to my mind. Then I wondered if maybe it was her camp who set the rumors up in the first place. She sends Todd off to have an affair so she can be the victim (her very most favorite role) and *then* she gets to make a production out of their love and her capacity…

@steakymarbs: Co-signed. Though I'm betting 5 whole dollars it will be Queen Latifah as Miss Hannigan.

@cielgee: It was a joke. But bravo for actually knowing what King Ralph is.

@northeastthreat: I recommended the documentary King Ralph for a look at the worst case scenario of succession.

@greenfaerie38: No such thing as too old for Kim Possible! I love that show.

I think from now on any story anywhere with commentary from Michael Lohan about Lindsay should include a link to the statements he made about not making any more statements.

@leesie: OMG That's why it looks like they took pictures of a doll. She sent her Japanese sex doll in her place. It all makes sense now. It isn't actually her.