@SparrowEleven: Glad someone else caught that. I love old time ads.

@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: I'm picturing old west style wanted signs up on the lamp posts. And Sam will put a little wig and sunglasses on him to sneak him into the city if Cadillac needs to go to West Hollywood to see the wife and puppies he was forced to leave behind with his exile.

@rowingrowingrowing: @meganmariasangria:

@yaylo: Then tie your hair back with your thong, since your scrunchie is unavailable.

@Daenyx: I agree with your boyfriend. My mom refuses to believe half my stories from when I worked retail. "People would DO that?!" Yes, Mom. Yes, they would.

@silveroracle: If you use Firefox, there's a greasemonkey script to fix it. If all of that is gibberish, just disregard it.

@mipsy6: Well done, except for the Ergos. You're probably looking more at an organic cotton ring sling, Mei Tai, or perhaps Moby wrap.

I just washed my multivitamin down with a Coke. Same thing as drinking Vitaminwater, yes?

@AnimeJet: I loved that for a while Cartoon Network had commercial length psa with some of their characters telling kids to look for the box and what the nutrition info box was. Not in detail about what it all meant, but at least that it existed.

@Susan B.: Yeah, that jumped out at me, too. Does she think China just doesn't have a theatre history? No Chinese gymnasts at the Olympics? She strikes me as full of crap.

@jespree: Take a deep breath and go for it! It'll always grow back.

@hydrozoa: Ugh. Same peeve! A while back, I chopped about 6 inches off my hair and looked super!cute, and my students asked what was wrong and if I cried when I cut it. And a couple of weeks ago, I was accosted by a dude at one of those mall kiosks. He was trying to sell me some ceramic flat curling iron or something.…

@bookwench: Should have seen my students' (college freshmen) faces when I told them about Google caching and the Wayback Machine. Hahaha... I got "Miss, how is that even legal?! OMG." I decided not to tell them about screencaps and so forth. There needs to be a basic computer class everyone takes early on that…

@bookwench: The internet is saying she's also deleted the "Don't retreat, reload" tweet from her stream. I love that people think they can spout off on the internet and then erase it. People, anything you say is said. You can't delete it.

@SharpestShark: I'm just curious, what would a good reaction be? I sort of assumed that asexuality is like hetero-, homo- and bi- it's not really a choice and so my reaction would be to make a mental note, and sort of carry on. Or maybe discuss it a little bit if we're having an actual discussion about sexualities,…

The Half-Price Books at Huebner Oaks in San Antonio used to have a kitty or two, but I'm not sure if they still do. Once Read Books in Mankato, MN has two. And there's a yarn store up the street that has one.

I also believe in "no harm to none" which is why I have no qualms about smacking fluff bunnies upside the head.

@JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!: We Hispanics are just as capable of being imaginary criminals. Plus it falls in line with the whole "Mexicans are taking all the jobs!" thing. First we picked your grapes, now we're fake attacking your women. OooooOOooooo....

And this is where my mind went with the "Church Lady Bandit".

@Tea and Oranges: Those and the Snicker's eggs. The caramel on those seems creamier. Mmmmm...