@haguenite: Okay no horse, but how do you feel about the monkey?

@badmutha: For what it's worth, I did start looking into the process for immigrating to Canada, but at the time I didn't have enough points to qualify. So not all of us are all talk. ;)

@Freshprincess50: Stop trying to make fetch happen.

@horsenpony: I have a pretty strict no drinks around the in-laws rule, because I can see something like this happening to me.

@Miss Suka: That was my guess.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: On the hunting for food thing... that depends. My little bro-in-law doesn't eat any meat that he doesn't shoot (and most of the time, he bow hunts, rather than using a gun). My father-in-law tries to do the same. (Part of our Christmas present was a freezer full of venison and boar.) But I…

@itslikethathuh: Eh. My husband is three years younger than I am, and it's shocking when he knows song lyrics (or enjoys a song) that I remember fondly, same for tv shows and movies. He grew up a missionary kid in Ecuador and even when his family did move to the states, he was sort of sheltered. Very few of our…

@NaramSuen: Same in Spanish. Caliente is not the same as picante.

@lavenderstain: Same. I know some of my answers would have changed if I had an ex in mind rather than my husband. And even then, certain exes would have different answers.

@purl_necklace: Your story is awesome, and your parents' story is adorable (and also awesome).

I meant for my husband to be a one night stand. Eight years later and he's still around. I think I did it wrong. Or very right.

Megan McCain, I know your family would probably love it if history forgets you existed for the whole Palin thing, and defending Don't Ask Don't Tell, and pretty much everything... but sugar, y'all are a part of American politics, which will not die until America does. Are you saying you want America to die? History…

@gennifyr: I felt like Matt Smith warmed up to it as the season went on. By the finale I forgave him for not being David Tennant.

@paperymoon: Dude, you made it a year. Haters to the left. A sleep deprived, resentful breastfeeding mommy is not better than a well rested mommy. You can do it!

@gladey: You'll get to sleep in. You won't pay a fortune in daycare, only to later pay a fortune in college costs. You get to go out whenever you want and not worry about getting a sitter. You won't have to spend a small fortune on a sitter for an evening out. No irritating noisy toys. No fighting about watching the…

@Neato Burrito: You are not alone.

If all goes according to plan I, too, am about a week away from getting Ryan Reynold's body. *nudge nudge wink wink*

@donnashowl: You're awesome. My nieces on the other side of the country play WoW, and so I go farm vanity pets and other stuff for them for present times. Yay for in game presents!

@voteforme: I love Lego Rock Band. And happily, my 2 year old is getting to the point where she asks me to "play your game." So I sit and have one of the guitars and put the other in her lap, and she pretends to play along. I try to talk to her about rhythm and counting while we play so it's sort of educational.

Whatever. I was in Weight Watchers when I was 9, and I didn't have a doctor's note. So there's the question of how enforced it was at the time, and what the rule was when she was 9, and if she was really enrolled or if her parents just had her following it.