“I know a lady in Florida named Penny.”

23 week fetus that survived in 1955. I call 100% bullshit.

I’m sorry but the image of multiple abortion attempts is absolutely killing me right now, like the fetus is just dodging instruments like the fucking road runner.

Sadly, this is the GOP version of having a hot Canadian girlfriend. She impresses all your friends and she’s just as real.

♫♪ Whoa, Pan Penny bam-a-lam
Whoa, Pan Penny bam-a-lam
She was partially born bam-a-lam
In a pan bam-a-lam
A magical fetus bam-a-lam
From Lord Baby Jesus bam-a-lam
Granny said no bam-a-lam
Left with Penny in tow bam-a-lam

Religious nutters strikes again lol

Could these *******************count as extra stars to give you?

Only during orientation.

Well they had to say grace before eating the banana.

“Eat the banana from the dancer’s vagina!”

LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.

LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.

No, I would never consider having a TOLAC (trial of labor after caesarian) as a homebirth. Prior history of caesarian is automatically a higher risk category, and they do not recommend any attempt at home birth for that due to the risk of uterine rupture. That’s not remotely comparable to her case (third delivery…

If the mere threat of incarceration prevented anything, we’d have nearly zero crime. It just doesn’t work like this.

“But a Yale University expert who reviewed placental records for Carpenter’s legal team determined that blood loss from a rupture unrelated to substance use (causing hemorrhages at the umbilical stump and germinal matrix, a part of the developing brain) was the cause of death for the newborn.”

This is complete bullshit and grandstanding by the prosecutor. The woman had a premature birth at home and PASSED OUT due to blood loss. It could have happened to anyone. She just happened to be alone. They are punishing her for prior drug use, IMNSHO. What a misuse of the court system, money, and time. She doesn’t…

Are you actually trying to have an exchange with whatever this is? (If so, forget the druggy high finance crap. We need to hear more about Pam!)

Why does this fucking weirdo get ungreyed every time? This person is making fun of you all and you dont even understand. 

Did she have an unattended home birth? Entirely by herself?

I am extremely wary of any declaration that anybody shouldn’t be having children. There’s a nightmarishly slippery slope down that road, and you know what state has a pretty damn vicious track record on that road? That’s right — California! Their eugenics program continued into the 21st century. Technically not a…