Margaret Atwood was on point when she said,

The “Atlantic Slave Trade” brought SLAVES to America. Aka property. They were not “working.” They were ENSLAVED. To say anything else is a lie.

“Enslaved people.”

Slaves, perhaps?

Okay, I haven’t read through yet, but last week, I discussed writing up a “BCO In Jokes Primer”... and here it is. For all those who are new...

DAMMIT, PINKHAM.

They were participating in a promotion that involved taking selfies put on by the stadium. It had just been announced right before this clip.

Man, I hate it when it sands in the winter, and I have to wait for the roads to be cleared before I can drive. I hate shovelling sand in the driveway, too. THough I love making sandmen, and having sandball fights...

Ok, assuming you’re not kidding here (because there are serious comments like this every week and you’ve done nothing too over the top to show you’re being sarcastic) a person who keeps Kosher or Halal would know what “pork” means because it would be incredibly important for them to know that. If your diet forbids you…

PINKHAM’S LAW!!! DING DING DING! We have a winner!

I read that as “Soup R’ Crackers” at first and was confused/delighted.

“What’s homo milk? Is this milk from GAY COWS?!” he demands, utterly* seriously, even angrily.

I just know that at some point before I die I'm going to see a package of hamburger with a warning label "Contains meat." and it's going to be because of one of these idiots.

This story was too short to send in, but here’s mine:

“just above the guy who dug a hole in a bag of butter and had his way with it before being caught in the act.”