So I'm not the only one who has the weird impulse to NOM on tiny adorable things?? OH THANK GOD.

Seriously, people? What about poor Toki! He is the best! Cute, sweet, and loves cats!

I bf and I sing this song all the time. It is absurd!

CHEESE DREAMS! YES! My boyfriend and I quote this sketch ALL. THE. TIME. It is ridiculous.

I am totally with you. I never wanted to tell anyone I was bisexual. I've since realized that I relate more to the term pansexual, which I suppose is better if only because it is too new to have much of a connotation attached to it. Still, it was frustrating not to have anyone take me seriously. -_-

People are freaking idiots.

I want to stab this fucking asshole in the goddamn head. FUCK THIS GUY. FUCK HIM SO HARD.

No kidding! At least with the spankings you can cultivate righteous indignation.

I think I resent the lack of parenting during my teen years more than the handful of spankings I had. *wry grin* The bribing was nice, too. I wish someone still paid me to do chores/ make good grades, dammit!

I was a pretty well-behaved kid. Mostly because I was a major introvert/ a nervous wreck around people I didn't know. That said, there were a few times I did something that resulted in a (light) spanking, and sure enough I never did those things again! (If you are curious, one was for stealing and the other for not…

DANG. I was open to dick-riding until I encountered this "sentence" with its complete lack of punctuation.

They don't care. If they are sending you this crap, they aren't reading the profiles.

I'm afraid the concept of "leaning-in" and "having it all" are super alien to me. I'm too clumsy for any leaning, and I am embarrassingly content with simply books and cats. Nothing about being a "successful" woman appeals to me, except maybe marriage. And that is only because I love my boyfriend so much I want to…

YES. YES I AGREE.

Word! I LOVE those weird little comics. They are so delightfully bad!

I legitimately adored this outfit when Lil Kim wore it to the VMA's. This version is such a poor copy. :(

How 'bout a Witchy Empress? Yeeeah!

Wow. I was actually rather surprised at these. Most of the ones I read were reasonably positive, like, maybe-kinda I was disappointed but who cares ‘cause naked chick?

I love the top of this dress! So classy!

Ughhhhh, I love him. *drools all over the damn place*