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OHHHHHHHHHH! YES!

:D

NOPE. NOPENOPENOPE.

SOOOOO JIGGLY! Soooooo sad and cute.

I just snorted out loud.

I seriously cannot wrap my little head around a studio apartment that would require a sublet of over $1000 for a COUCH. A COUCH! Fuck beans, people! I rented a decent one bedroom apartment for $325 a month for ages here in can's ass. Do people get paid enough there to afford that kind of thing?? 'Cause I was running

Kudos to you for having the wherewithal to check on the women! Also, kudos to you for accepting that life isn't always black and white.

How strange!! I can understand if he was really concerned about safe sex, but they make non-latex/ non-permeable condoms these days. Also, if it was a safe sex thing, having a "damaged" penis only makes it more risky! What a weirdo!

Personally, I love this idea! But then again, I'm a huge cheapskate. :)

In my mind, it's no longer "Do you even lift??" It is now officially "Do you even have nipples??"

This is actually pretty damn tight!

*read a few posts*

When I read "I, for one, won't allow tears to be used against me as a weapon" it translates immediately to "I, for one, will not be swayed by your obvious pain/sadness/frustration."

To these assholes I say, "Way to be an inhuman dick, brah."

*shoots these idiots the double bird*

NOOOOOOO! I think we crashed the website. :(

*attempting to scrape jaw off of floor*

There needs to be a word for the impulse to squeeze tiny cute things until their eyeballs pop out.

My boyfriend is the same! I do what I can to do his makeup, but I'm not at all skilled when it comes to making it performance quality. So far, we just like to take pictures. I almost wish there were classes or something!

That makeup is amazing. That hair/wig is amazing. She is amazing!

These are actually pretty tight. Cosplay, anyone?