OMG. How weirdly timely. I was JUST thinking last night in the shower (while I was attempting to shave my armpit hair) that Jezebel should do an article about body hair and shaving because I really wanted to ask if anyone else suffers from CRAZY FUCKING PIT HAIR. I mean seriously! Does everyone else have pit hair that…

Am I a horrible person for needing to see this mural? Because, seriously, I really want to see it. It sounds terrible and hilarious, and terribly hilarious. I mean, it's so not okay! It's so offensive it's practically brilliant.

I totally just chuckled out loud! "Sick, your mouth has spit in it"? LAWL.

No. *wry grin* I think almost biting it takes the fun out of it, too.

Lol. You’d probably be weirded out by my boyfriend, then. He was in a bad fireworks accident about a decade ago, and needed skin grafts. They needed some stretchy/ bendy skin for his elbows. Can you guess where they got it? Hint: It wasn’t the knee. :P

It weirds me out/ amuses me, yes, but then I run with a crowd of people with unusual tastes. So, the Pussyfoot certainly isn’t the strangest thing I’ve come across.

*high five*

I don’t understand the feet hate. I mean, I don’t LOVE feet or anything. I’m not going to buy a Pussyfoot or anything. But, I mean, they are just FEET. Y’know? Unless they smell like fetid corpses or pieces are falling off of them, what’s the big deal?

It is freaking GLORIOUS.

I, y'uh. . . I. . .

I just find it interesting that this is a myth. As far as I know, it is impossible to overdose on Vit C. This being the case, why would anyone assume it would damage a fetus?

I simply don't understand this outfit.

I was totally dumbfounded by the OJ guzzling. I just assumed she needed a lot of liquid for all those sticks she was peeing on. OOPS. Lawl.

I'd like this script for dippin' dots please!

"The well-being of our students is of paramount concern to us, and we will not tolerate any actions that threaten student safety and security."

Excuse me, but since when do you need to LIKE the witness to make sure justice is served? If the jury decides Zimmerman is innocent because they don't like Rachel Jeantel, then they are the lowliest, scummiest, most deplorable "human" beings on the planet. That poor woman.

*melts from the adorbs*

JUST LET ME LOVE YOU

Eww. Well, I am decidedly less excited about eating it now!

A morel? YUM!