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OMG PREEMPTIVE FOR ANYONE WHO THINKS “oh she laughed, it’s fine!”(in this situation or any you personally may have been involved in_ WE LAUGH OUT OF AWKWARDNESS AND ARE NOT SMILING AT YOU. This is not an enjoyable moment, it’s one we’re TRYING TO GET OUT OF.

Everyone please dismiss your troll.

DT was never taught “his place”, in interactions with other people. Like his pathetic “squeeze and yank the other person off balance” handshake, like him shoving some world leaders out of the way so he could be in the front for a picture, the man is a boor, and uneducable, and such a tantrumy little bitch that he’ll

I have to say, I’m glad this is getting called out because honestly this shit is so low-level I can’t even believe anyone is noticing.

His staff probably didn’t tell him, because they knew he would bring it up in the most awkward way.

“She has a nice smile on her face so I bet she treats you well,” says Trump. He seems to listen to Varadkar briefly, then adds, “He thanks you for the newspapers, Caitriona.”

How is it possible for a born rich, 71 year old cis het American white man to have ZERO social graces???

Yeah, but what’s the odds he pays enough attention to anyone else to even KNOW Varadkar is gay?

Probably why he noticed her.

And she looks like Ivanka...

My god she looks so angry all the time. Not Resting Bitch Face, Resting Insane Evil Rage-a-holic face.

This is good.

I grew up in Jackson. Graduated from OU. Live in NYC now.

Carmello Yello is also from Jackson.

Hello fellow Ohioan :-)


Umm it’s nü-metal, okay?

I am going to love the sticker shock Schadenfreude for all the Appalachia Trump supporters from my neck of Ohio (where he won 75% of the vote.) You get the government you deserve.

I don’t know man. I REALLY dislike Kelly Osbourne for a myriad of reasons, some of which Jezebel has covered. However, when you have to pee, you have to pee. And in the case where you can’t hold it anymore, I’m not surprised she pissed herself because that’s what your body does when it’s not possible to hold it

As a former waitperson, I concur. Oh, the things I’ve seen going into the food — spit, snot, dirt, dicks — of customers who needed to be punished! 

After birthing 3 watermelon-sized babies, I’ve peed my pants more times than I can mention. Sneezing, jumping (just saying the words *Jumping Jacks* makes me want to go to the bathroom). Laughing so hard the tears run down my legs, I’ve accepted my bladder limitations and don’t wait too long go. Or else.

It never ceases to amaze me that this person was paid a bunch of money to make fun of how other people dress.

*Trump invites her for a night at the White House*