Hey, now, Spike lives in harmony with the desert and has a cactus for a best friend! He’s way better than Depp.

Did Joel Mandel report Depp to the proper authorities or at least publicly back up her claims when it would have helped her? Or... is he just now mentioning it to help defend against Depp’s lawsuit?

All of Depps people covering up for him are guilty too.

So, is the sum of this that they would have protected him and his abusive ways if he hadn’t filed suit? As much shit as Amber Heard took when she left him and said he abused her, she could have used as many people in her corner as possible. It’s disappointing that money trumped her safety.

The sad part is, he’s right about that much.

She’s also one of the Drunk History superstars

Yep. All it tells you is that all their food is frozen.

The best part of hitting middle age is the absolute ceasing of giving a fuck.

This and Barbie Jeep Girl are the most viral stories coming from my alma mater and I could not be prouder.

It’s the “Don’t wait up!” The pics and “Made some new friends” would have been funny, but the punchline is fantastic.

Don’t. I used to work there, wearing a tall baker’s hat (although everything is frozen, sometimes for a year, before defrosting). That little dollop of whipped cream at the back of your slice? That’s to hide where our dirty thumbnails stuck into the crust as we plated it. Plus employees pay for every slice they drop,…

And if you can do it with shirtless hotties it’s win/win!

Those look way too similar to thumbnails I have absolutely not seen on Pornhub.

Listen, when you’re a parent it is your job to be as embarrassing to your kid as humanly possible. That’s just science.

So, not sure where you’re from are how much you’ve done to educate yourself, but there are PLENTY of mixed children who can vouch that their family, their parents included, are racist in regards to their non-white side. PLENTY. So that’s how it happens.

Your entire statement is so ridiculous, saturated with so much misplaced empathy, that I thought this is the BEST sarcastic comment I have read in a while. BRAVO!! And then I realized that you meant every.single.letter that you typed.

The catalyst was that she’s a racist and she saw someone she didn’t consider white. I’m white and am tired of white people’s racism being given the benefit of the doubt because they’re stressed, from a different generation, uneducated, from a community that’s white and thus not used to being around people who aren’t…

Let’s all give the racist white racist the benefit of the doubt!

I think I sprained my eyes, I rolled them so hard. Give us a fucking break, hey?

I’m a fairly non-stupid white person - if I see a doctor of color, I figure she/he probably had to be twice as good to get half as far as the white doctor standing next to them so, bring it!

My anonymous confession is This: I am white, and I am SO relieved when I am placed with a black or East Asian or really ANY doctor but white.