CL did a lot of sexual acting out. 

I totally hear you ;)

Tentatively titled The Girl With the Most Coke

I don’t know.

“Somebody’s gotta be the big fuck-up, right?!”

Surely, ‘fought with Dave and Kris’ should be on most of those lines too...

Coffee and sugar. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

“The first one portrayed me as the strung-out murderer that I am, so I’m paying someone else to lie for me better.”

Oh come on Jerry! Bevis and Butthead are way way smarter

That’s an insult to Beavis and Butthead.

To be fair to eric he is at least PART human.

JLo can do better.

The National Enquirer also said that Trump has a plan for World Peace and that Osama Bin Laden created his own Jurassic Park to attack America with (slightly more believable than the Trump story but still probably fake) so I wouldn’t ditch him quite yet J.Lo.

Yiiiiikes. :/ Some teacher she was.

Feel free to post this gif with every comment. 🔆

I’m sorry what were we talking about? My mind drifted for a moment.

No, we press him to death with large stones, like civialized Christians.

A lot of my students are scared. All of my students are American Indian. They see what’s in the news and it makes them uncomfortable.

Um, fuck you. Our next door neighbor, a woman in her late 30s, had sex with my younger brother when he was 15. I was 16 at the time and the culture was WAY different. My older brother congratulated him for it, but my sister and I asked him if he was OK. He said he was. Guess what? He wasn’t. He had been her kids’…