This is the appropriate response.

I agree. When I am gardening, I have to ignore the blood that the plants draw (raspberries, blackberries, hawthorne tree0) dried blood is better protection that a bandaid.
I am covered with bruises and gardening scars, but I have lots of fun and food to show for it.

They should be more worried about the coke (or whatever the drug du jour is).

I love gardening, and the best way to do it is in my panties, or bikini bottoms. There are some places I just don’t need to get dirty.

I love being naked! In my own house and yard, and at the occasional hot spring, but I don’t think I’d like it as a group activity.

Hey, he had diet coke!

A four year old who’s worried about his shape - or he’d be drinking something loaded with sugar.

I don’t understand the armpit disdain. Why is an armpit less attractive than say, a nose? (this is not aimed at you exclusively)

Raises hand. I’m here for this. Y’all can avert your eyes if you don’t want to see it.

I have resisted the urge to make sexist comments about this woman, but I have no problem with it frankly. Live by the sword...

It was - and he didn’t even do it in the kitchen! (I’m sweetness and light at work, but that doesn’t mean I’m not judging your choices)

I’m sure they have!

That’s basically the script that runs through my head every time I actually catch a glimpse of myself!

Oh, I look fabulous in the mirrors at home! I don’t think they’d let me change the bulbs at work, though...

I’m afraid to click that.

The lights in my work bathroom are so bad, that I avert my eyes while I’m washing my hands.

I’m 51, and I still feel this way. I’m always startled when I look in the mirror.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

I’m so proud of these kids! (and of course, any adult students that participated)

Dammit! I even googled before I posted to make sure I had the right spelling (apparently I’m not the only one to be confused, because I found one under “madeline” - but it did take some work)