I’m usually happy when I get ungreyed...

It bugged me the rest of the day.

OMG, I just posted about the dangerous madeline!

Never cut myself on an avocado, but can we talk about madelines?

You and my mom. I’m a grown-ass with grown-ass adult children, and I just got lectured by Mom this weekend for cutting something the wrong way.

I saw a guy at work just yesterday who peeled his avocado before cutting it - I was baffled.

That movie was everything when I saw it in High School! (I’m a gray poster, so I’m not too worried about anyone reading this.)

No, I think it was an invention of my brain. But I was close! I like 7 more than 6, I’m odd.

Is everyone here too young to remember 7 degrees of Kevin Bacon?

Have you seen our current political regime? This shit is rewarded.

Do you know what BGLO is? Because if you do, this comment is in poor taste.

Exactly! In another article I read a quote from the victim’s father attributing this to entitled behavior, which it is, but he was grooming his son the exact same way!

I just unintentionally drove my husband out of the bed by playing a few moments.

This is what I came here for.

That is the best thing I’ve seen in I don’t know how long! Incidentally, I refer to my husband’s motorcycle as his mistress.

I knew someone in real life with that name!

I was thinking of Eric Bana, but I couldn’t think of a particular movie. I know what I’m watching tonight!

Skateboard!

COTD

This one is pretty close to my own sleeping schedule.