Wait, I have definitely seen this before. Wasn't this released right around the time Last Witchhunter came out?

I think they even had an episode about that, right? "the Gang Misses the Boat?"

Shrug. Pokemon came out in 1995. The majority of downloads for this game- and gamers overall- are people over 18. The idea of "only kids play video games" died somewhere in the early 90s.

This is true, Fire does half damage against Rock.

Shrug. Answering a text message, scanning, a QR code, researching places to go to lunch afterward, browsing reddit while waiting for your girlfriend to get out of the bathroom, looking up something Holocaust-related on Wikipedia…

I wandered around for an hour last night and saw a good dozen people who were pretty obviously playing it. It's hard to tell unless you're looking for it, but it's a specific "Looking at the phone while walking, stopping every minute or two at a Pokestop, while also tilting the phone upwards every now and then when…

Back with the game "Ingress," players were encouraged to submit locations. The guidelines were basically, "Anything remotely cultural or creative."

Dude, try to understand the game before you write about it. A "Pokestop" is just a place to get items from a five-second check-in. You can't have a "Pokestop" named Koffing, Koffing is just a pokemon that randomly appeared.

Wait, what? I had no idea Hey Arnold spawned from Harriet the Spy

I would read your fanfic

You're not wrong, Cookie Monster. You're not wrong.

Fire?

Maybe, Cookie Monster. Though you can't deny that Savage Love comments are almost completely different from other AV comments. It seems like certain people have their own long-running columns, that are simply published in this weekly Disqus thread!

Apparently it's always better to trot out tired aphorisms

I am now really enthusiastic about a game show that I will never watch!

Am I the only one who hates the fact that our comment threads on the Savage Love columns never have anything to do with the column?

I realize you're racing CNN to get this article out, but maybe you could have waited until he actually did it? Right now, your article is "Hey, maybe you should be on reddit instead of this site."

I appreciate the level of effort found in all the hyperlinking in this article, but I also didn't give enough of a shit to click on any of them.

The AV Club- "Maybe we're still OK sometimes?"

Less of a fiasco and more of a disappointment. AVClub posted an article (a GJI, I think?) that was literally a "Hey, remember this scene in Rick and Morty?"