I've heard a similar sentiment about books. Something like, "you spend your whole life writing your first book, and then a year or two writing your second."

Avatar was goddamn beautiful. I still haven't seen a movie (as in, not "IMAX Presents: Sharks!" or whatever) that made 3D look so good.

I guarantee this is how the conversation went:

Eh. I mean, yeah, it cost Yahoo a lot of money, but there was literally zero other reasons to watch Yahoo, so…?

I think this is a good opportunity to say that I think StarWipe is a pretty dumb idea.

I liked this show because it taught me that fat people can be unfunny, too.

Shrug. I think that's hilarious. Grade A Office Humor.

That's their fault, not mine!

I actually haven't- I kind of want to, because everyone won't shut up about it, but from what I've heard it doesn't sound particularly insightful.

Katie Aselton is pretty damn funny on the show, has she done anything else?

Ansari bugs me.

I think people who use a phone during a show are assholes, but I would probably hide my phone in my underwear out of spite. Fuck this theater and their lockboxes.

Man, that last paragraph annoys me. One of the best (well, most common, anyway) ways of dealing with abuse and tragedy is to gain a sense of humor about it.

This is a lot of words to say "Ehhh it's not the WORST thing in the world."

But they fill our hearts with so much, so much co-o-cks

I feel kind of guilty about not caring a single bit about Aziz, or what his latest project is. I never laugh at his stuff, and it's like…

Hm, I had no idea AYAOTD was Canadian.

Nah. Besides, she murdered Jabba like 5 minutes later. She doesn't really do anything "slave-y" anyway, I think it just instilled a love of metal bikinis.

Shut the fuck up Carrie Fisher, I liked your book but that only gets you so much goodwill.

You should use paragraphs.