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@flash35713: Hey, us sane folks gotta stick together right? ;-) And you my friend are hearted.

@WookieLifeDay: With all due respect, I've read your comments on this thread and I don't think we'll ever agree on anything related to this issue, so I'm refraining from any debate with you.

To those men that are afraid that a woman will get back at you by using this? Get over yourselves. Yes, I'm sure that you have hot psychotic women knocking on your doors at all hours begging you to have sex with them so they can maim your precious penises in revenge.

@flash35713: Came here to say this and found it was already said. Thank you.

@drtimothyjames1: I'm thinking it might give her a good chance to run away or call for help?

@ShrikirtiRaven: I know!! He's so so pretty. But you might want to double up and also get a prophylactic antibiotic ahead of time. And maybe for up to 14 days after.

@LadyFabulous: Then we will double heart each other in our souls - BFF ;-)

Always gone.

@pestified wants-a-Bush-tribunal: Oh, it's just a silly quote from the Buffy musical episode. Anya sings it about her guy Xander, since he got cursed with magic syphilis from a ghosty Native American tribe in a previous episode.

@thelittlestranger: 4 out of 5 OB/GYNs recommend no Spencer Pratt. The 5th is his own.

@Go for Papa Palpatine: Oh shit, you just actually made me cackle with laughter. HAHAHAHAHA! You are so frakking hearted for that.

@LadyFabulous: That man probably has diseases on his penis from a Chumash tribe.

I want those masks. I also want more that will terrifyingly let my family know how I feel and scar them in the process: I just had an orgasm, I am on my period, I like punch and pie, I just farted, dinner's ready, and oh no! I pooped too much too soon.

@Mercurial Chimaera: Good point. My kids get on my nerves sometimes but I like to think I'd go a little further for them than whales.

@Snowbunny: "Numfar! Do the dance of shame!"