@leviathan: He needs to find his soul mate on Team Cake - then no sharing!

@ajane_and_syd: I feel ya. When I was about 20 I cheated on my cheating guy. My guy's friend found out and decided to not tell me he knew I cheated, but rather did I know that so-and-so (the guy I fucked) had AIDS?

@The HZA.: That is the funniest thing I think I have ever seen. Eric + Battlestar Galactica in the same gif = beetlemier heaven.

@Sabriel: No kidding! I wouldn't be reading porn if smutty language offended me.

@Miss_Dreamer: Oops, my bad. The HZA. called dibs on Spike. Angry Angel took Eric.

@Miss_Dreamer: Too late. The HZA. already called dibs on Eric. Think we can take her?

@SomeTameGazelle: Heh. Yeah, I'd wonder too if someone was on a half-month of a period and was all la-dee-da, I am a calm willow tree.

@Sabriel: You are so my kind of person.

@SomeTameGazelle: Yep, finally getting my hysterectomy in July. I've had endometriosis for over 15 years, and they are finally removing the plumbing. They wouldn't do it until I was 35.

@Lakshmi_Devi: Heh. Also, I would end up kicking Edward Cullen in the face for being a douche, so there's that too ;-)

I am now on the 14th day of my period this month. I need to start dating a vampire.

@RousseMacabre: Have you had your blood levels checked for your thyroid? A lot of the symptoms you describe sound very similar to hypo or hyperthyroidism.

@Teh Echoroc: Heh. No kidding - moisture and coke don't mix, LiLo - you'll lose your stash. Girl must really be gone if she forgot that! Or she's just luckier than I ever was and has copious amounts to spare.

I will always have a place in my heart for Shrek for being an animated movie that showed my girls that princesses don't have to be conventionally beautiful to have a happily ever after. Plus, Fiona was just so cool, ya know with a personality and all.

Gah, the first thing I thought when I saw that was, "Move that drink! You're going to spill it on the coke!"

Finally, something good is found in the Bible!

Does this mean we are the cool kid's table at lunch now? Because I've always secretly wanted to sit at that table with my tator tots.

@midwesternmom: He was probably afraid of getting sacked.

@CuyahogaKate: How does she stand teaching at OSU and not being a fan? Does she have to hide it with magic spells so the body snatchers don't grab her all, "SCREAM! Not one of us!"

@MissBrittleBones: I hear ya! I'm in San Antonio and winter translates to: Oh wow, we got rain!!!!