@saralegal21: I have hearted you and will think fondly of you for the rest of my life.

@evility: He at least needs to show up in public every now and then with his dong swinging in the wind. Throw us a bone man!

@raineoffire: Well, they were in LA.

@RedLantern: HA! True. Maybe I should've drawn a little twirly mustache too ;-)

@cinematheques: I picture him acting like Ross did on Friends. When he was pulled over he obnoxiously tried flirting with the cop. It was embarrassing to watch and it amuses me to picture Pratt in that position.

@beetlemier: GRR! ARGH! Where's my edit pencil?! I suck and I need it!

@sailorsong: My shadow freaks me the fuck out. It follows me everywhere.

@quesavoysavoy: HA! You are made of yummy awesome sauce!

@lovelokest: Freebird!

Just read on CBS sports that one of his quotes was "I’ve always been very convicted of it (his views on abortion) because that’s the reason I’m here, because my mom was a very courageous woman." (emphasis mine)

@badmutha: That's actually really, really funny.

@Dauphine: Holy Hell! I loooooooove you so much! That is simply awesome - thank you!

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: Hold on, I'll have to get back to you. Right now I'm kneading my man's balls like dough and throwing all of my thongs out of my hair and off my butt whilst choking on mineral water ;-)

@Zombie Ms. Skittles: I think you just hit the nail on the head.

@Dauphine: Hearted for the mention of the best T-Rex riding wizard in the world.

@alula: Can I not stop at the top of an escalator and join your rage club? I always try to be nice and say "excuse me" a couple of times really politely.

@JarethCutestory: My Uncle was named Clyde after his father. To avoid confusion he was nicknamed "Moe".

But Jennifer, what happens if you turn the pear upside down??

@tobesthewonderdog: Dammit, thought I was gonna post this and be all original and shit, but of course an awesome Jezzie got there first.

@eya: Thirded. Wanna go have a steak and milkshake with me so we can be all anti-establishment? ;-)