Seriously, he has a genius intellect and all he does is the most petty selfish shit. Like an adrenaline junky. He could so easily fix real problems but is so wrapped up in his self-cynicism to bother.

They said it was gonna be dark.

I'm just so fucking tired right now. Its all so draining. I think I need to tune out. I got friends in C'ville I need to get in touch with. A.V. Club homies, please be safe.

Capitalism: transcends far greater than racism?

Full Disclosure. My grandpa fought for Germany, not so much because he was for it. I think at that point military service was mandatory. He was on the Eastern Front as a scout, and he basically biked back to Germany(or so the story goes, I get this based on hearsay from my mom and cousins, so take it for what its…

That 7-10 split!! FEMINAZIS!!

Put "gaping" right before it.

Surprisingly, not as often. The occasional dude who did tried to explain it tried to make it as some sort of conspiracy(imagine that). I've since cut ties with the dude.
Richmond is a good town. It's plenty liberal and has a nice international college. It just really needs to sever the cord on this confederate worship…

"I got a gutterball because of a zionist conspiracy."

Well for some fucking reason, a bunch of idiots decided to make a bunch of statues on display in public spaces based on these disgraced traitors, so now they have that fucking air of unearned legitimacy aka "heritage".

They're "patriots" in the fact that they only like the white part of the flag.

Y'know what the sad part is. I live in Richmond and we have a whole street(lovingly named Monument Avenue) dedicated to these fuckstain statues for any asshole to rally around. There was a committee at one point assembled too "discuss" but nothing came of it and it devolved into shit. Any further action might just get…

Tame AND rather non-specific. Can't go around insulting his base.

AND NAZI FLAGS!! JESUS, THIS ISN'T EVEN HARD TO UNDERSTAND.

A girl didn't go out with them that one time, so oppression.

Hey I'm potato-jawed and slack-faced, and I resent that remark.

Yes.
*nonchalantly nudges @avclub-022199896b1f52952c180b60caa681bd:disqus towards pit*

Yeah, they did. Had to watch the episode again to make sure.

NO! You failed! You forgot Chazwazzas! Now go pull your prime minister from the lake!

If you like Pina Coladas, THEN YOU'RE A PERVERT!!