beetlejesus--disqus
beetlejesus
beetlejesus--disqus

A lot of recycled plots and contrived unbelievable sequences.
Grade: C

stupid gods and their awful writing.

dammit, beat me to it.

So existence is basically an overwritten serial T.V show, and all the gods are hack writers trying to iron it out.

They can't even do their own flag right, the confedracy is just failure upon failure.

National socialist animal balloons?

I'd ask the Monolith.

But as we've seen in Durham, not very structurally sound. The thing crumpled like paper mache.

You can only fuck in space with Also Sprach Zarathustra playing on loop. It's Space Law.
Also a monkey has to throw a bone somewhere. It's a weird kink, man.

What kind of creature would be made purely of sarcasm?
I REALLY wanna know like you can't believe, honest.

Gesundheit.

It was actually a peninsula.

You, sir, have the boorish manners of a Yalie.
And your mutton chop sideburns are of a questionable quality.
GOOD DAY TO YOU!!

Oh does he ever.

I dunno, The Artist Formerly Known As Trump can play some mighty fine music with his tiny hands.

So Kid Trump, Cyborg Trump, and Eradicator Trump must exist too I suppose. Steel Trump wasn't invited of course.

Whoa, calm down there with the sci-fi, Buck Rogers.

EVERY. FUCKING. DAY. WITH. THIS. ASSHOLE.
Easiest thing in the world to just denounce nazis, and he can't even fucking do that.