We have failed to demonstrate our validity as high-functioning intelligent species, as the internet makes it so plainly clear.

I'M OFF MY SODS!!

THAT'S WHAT THE INTERNET'S FOR!!

What a….

Cor' Blimey Guv'ner, Anybody looking for a chimney-sweep, mate. Let's all go watch Eastenders on the telly, in the loo.

Depends. For all we know, it could be a fetish. But I ain't here to kink-shame Germans….

It's hard to jig with one ball.

But what of the dynasty of Stroganoff and their legacy of fattening our arteries. Surely this culinary terror is due its biographical treatment.

That what did I send that brain out in space for?

FAKE FAKENESS!!

So that's why we getting self-driving trucks. Too many damn vampires.

Yeah, and since he was voiced by Danny Trejo, an expensive one at that.
Oh well, a nerd can dream.

Oh shit, that's right. My mistake.
Shame though, if he didn't eat his own shit, he might just be the balance that Beth and the kids need.

Think of the speech as a sort of decompression after all the kinetic violence. It worked and while it did smack of a writer showing off, it got the job done and basically hit all the points while were coming down from all the action.

She's got a bit Rick shining through in her horse surgery. Wonder if she'll go full mad scientist? Or maybe she already has in another dimension. Like Evil Morty.

So is Jaguar the new Bird Person/Squanchy?
If so, then I demand a return of Abradolf Lincler.

*Bing gently weeps in the corner*
we can be evil, too.

Norton Castration Feature.

Just because you don't want to talk about politics, doesn't mean politics won't talk about you.

What always irritates me about this shit is the unearned arrogance these white dudebros have. Their bullshit social darwinist structure they make to push anyone out. The bullshit mythology that only white dudes can be geniuses, when in fact their little hierarchical order pushes out more talent than it brings in.