"De-emphasize empathy"????
Fuck this over-entitled asshole.

It sorta like "who watches the watchmen" only really its "who fucked with the fuckheads"

And it was such a nice day….

Extra glaze, please?

Bit of New York too, though I wonder if that's still the case.

Seriously, they should have had Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as spokesperson.

That's an innuendo, isn't it?

AND NOT EVEN GOOD DONUTS.

Just had a DD open not far from my apt complex, and man, do their donuts suck. Which is sad because I link a lot of positive memories to the fresh donuts my dad got on occasion.
On the upside, since moving south, I've learned to appreciate Krispy Kreme and the many artisan donut shops around town,

I don't wanna be buried
in an undervalued property.

Well, I did have to sublet it from a rat.

Oooo, "paper cup" La de dah. Aren't we fancy?
Plastic bag ain't good enough, huh?

Soon to be national anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Nothin' but the best.
*slumps down in chair, head in hands*

hey baby, how bout we contemplate the nothingness at "my place."
*place is a literally a hole in the ground*

That's rather charitable, more of an incidental conference between two organic beings slowly coming to terms with their withering existence.

*long resigned sigh slowly morphs into perpetual guttural moan*

Less than meets the Eye.

Non-Transformers
Less than meets the Eye.
What turns out to be a regular car is just a car….
without a motor
or brakes
or seats