Don't forget blue-ringed octopuses and Paul Hogan.

Says so in the constitution, right to bear leaves.

The coral actually calls you and tells you what a bad person you are.

Six degrees of something.

And here I thought spiders would kill us all:
http://www.avclub.com/artic…

He hasn't earned it yet. Jerry has to embrace the weird. He has the potential to do so, but he's still trying to cling to outdated normalcy(like people do).

Ooo I found this, if you feel so willing.
http://www.copykat.com/2014…
But I'm hesitant to trust the internet on issues of fast food alchemy

We got it on the mid east coast. But yeah, I've discovered you can have a good contrast with your hot mustard and some ranch.

DREAMS DO COME TRUE!!!
Sad, low-hanging, easily replaceable, possibly regrettable, below-the-horizon, soon-to-be-forgotten dreams.

He had a bad Faberge Egg habit.

We still got some Robitussin and Popov in the back.

I know, right….
*dies*

Sad thing is, I can only do this once.

Well we used all the heroin up in the last trump update.

DON'T TOY WITH MY HEART!!

Gonna Do Some DECOUPAGE, Use Some Glitter and MOD PODGE

GODAMMIT! I'm poor and I don't have cable, so I can't watch my beloved middle-aged lady crush on TV. Please tell me this is streaming.

2017, A Space Enema.

Just like Freud said, sometimes the inarticulate scribbles of a man-child is just the inarticulate scribbles of a man-child.

Well as a struggling artist trying also to sell my work, this in no way upsets and depresses me.
*downs bottle of lighter fluid and Nyquil*