Now With Crawling Ants!!

Confront Your Subconscious!

I'll buy an eye, Alex.

Same stipulation for Fridah Kahlo's monobrow. Once free, they'll be an unstoppable combo of surrealist facial hair.

*talks to spirits on lobster phone*

He hasn't quite Ernst it yet, He has to take it to the Max.

You're the ManRay!

What, no Dave McKean? No creepy mixed media art. For shame, DC.
But for real, that book opened my eyes to how amazingly and wonderfully fucked-up comics could be. Back when DC was taking chances. Hell, I would say its a better Batman book than TDKR.

"At least this robot didn't decide to take out all of life out of its own beneficent will."
Don't worry, they'll take the will out in the next upgrade.

He looks like he would fit in with the Neptune Men from MST3K.

Sadomasochism.

You think a robot might get a boost of confidence if you give them one of those truck nutz?

and yet it makes more sense than the comics.

I mean he seemed like a logical threat, an anti-you. But then some idiot decided he needed to be a hero or a "lethal protector" (god, that sounds lame). And then they stuck us with Carnage, a one-note Joker knock-off, who everyone hates to draw. All those symbiote characters look like spilled ink anyway.
Always…

"Is that tumor benign?"
"NO, THAT'S MY SON! HOW DARE YOU, SIR?!!"

Did we learn nothing from the apocalyptic dystopian vision of Small Wonder.

Who needs children when you have material possessions?

HOW WILL YOU EXPLAIN IT TO YOUR PETS THEN?

I hope in a few thousand years we can just do away with binary reproduction altogether and just reproduce asexually, would be way less complicated.

How am I gonna explain this to all my wasted sperm?
Oh wait they're dead.