He taught us not to give long-winded speeches in cold weather without a coat.

There's lizard people in Tammany Hall.

Not so much a god, as it is an endlessly spinning, unfeeling emptiness, bound by no title or substance.

I can't stand Harley Quinn's new look. They couldn't go with the classic suit, and instead went with something that would make a Suicide Girl embarrassed.

Something something Golden Showers.

Like Brando, he sent a dead rat to accept the award in his place.

Eyes shift around..

No he makes fun of the retarded, and handicapped, and anyone not like him.

Even a five-year old would learn something, and have a modicum of class.

36 of heart failure…
That's just fucking not fair at all.

God can suck it!

I loved this episode. Fuck the haters.
*jumps into the sky, lands a few feet away*

The enema of my enema is my friend.

Wasn't GG supposed to kill himself onstage, but then he anti-climatically overdosed?

Eh, just your typical On Stage Enema Show. ★★½

The runner may run the bases but he will never get home. And he's never really "safe."

Needs to increases rastafication by 10%.

Post-Modern Baseball.
It deconstructs the sport, and exposes it for its absurdities. Instead of curve balls, you get self-referentiality.

I ONLY WANT MY ALIENS TO COME FROM THE FUTURE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

Free speech guaranteed, yelling fire in a crowded theater costs extra.