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Sorry, we're out of that, have some frozen peaches instead.

That's what SHE said!!

Maybe Bill Maher can invite Bill Maher on his show.

Those who deal in Breibart and/or Pizzagate have long forsaken rationality.

I just wondered if a former U.S. ambassador had an asshole brother we didn't know about.

I kept thinking of that walrus-looking war-mongering fuckstick John Bolton, then I googled it, realized it was a fictional character.
Of course nowadays its hard to tell which asshole is fictional or not.

Steven, you blockhead!

We could at least go the Bender route, have alcohol figuratively and literally power our bodies.

So instead of practical cybernetic enhancements, we get power-ups.

Or cake.

*looks at current political climate*
TAKE US NOW, SKYNET!!!

As far as responsibilities go, we all wanna be Amethyst.

Also love Lapis calling Connie a weirdo while Peridot is in the toilet.
I love this show.

Peri's metal powers are really coming into their own.
I'm also pretty sure Buck vandalized his dad's van.

Jamie is a dramatic jack of all trades.

Bird Mom nods in agreement.

Also that's a trick question, the alt-right don't know any woman.

Tell her SHE'S the one who stinks, or if she says something stinks just say its alternate perfume.

Chimera Kabob?