So Fried Unicorn™ it is then.

Who's Clarence Bodicker in this universe, since Dick Jones is obviously Pence?

It's not like he has a country to run or any thing.
Oh wait he passed that off to the nazi couch potato.

DELI SLICER OF LIBERTY!!

It's not a guillotine, it's a FREEDOM BLADE!!

We can't afford to pour gold molten down their throats, dammit. Just aluminum.

Damnit, just add it to the list before the IRS confiscates that too.
https://www.thrillist.com/c…

Why the hell did I buy that hammer from Gallagher?

Merde!

WE STILL HAVE THE ARTICLES OF CONFEDERATION, RIGHT?

I loved that his character was such a manipulative asshole, perfect example of how the genocide of humanity is not that entirely unjustified.

Never watched the original series, but I loved him in the reboot.
Fun Fact: Red Letter Media just now posted an old interview with him talking about his less than successful movies.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

That and mucous membranes.

Each other. Hive minds are too much work.

The A.V. Club doesn't have a heart, we're a system of bile-producing bladders.

Putin on the Piss.

Hey, who stabbed me with an umbrell…..

Russian/American Auto-Erotic Asphyxiated Stand-Off!!

I now know why you eat Dipping Dots, but it is something I can never do.

I thought he was a robot from the future trying to rid the world of Dipping Dots! THIS IS SO CONFUSING!