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WE'LL SHOW HIM!!
*reverses lunch out of stomach onto floor*

Easter is Rising and so is my lunch.

Hmmm… seems like I have "The Troubles" in my stomach.

"Mine tastes like Sinn Fein!"

Escargot on a pop-tart.
EscargoTart™

SO exactly like Kindergarten!

yeah, yeah fine. I'm just lazy, okay?

I loved that fakeout.
Garnet IS a master of comedy.

We need a Skinny Jasp and Carmelian spin-off, stat!

WE… ARE…. FAMETHYST!!!!
I got all my amethysts with me!!

SLY STEVEN STONE AND THE FAMETHYST.

Steven needs to face off against Gorn.

*looks at media news feed*

It's a fishbowl or a terrarium, where ironically the pets don't tear at one another, are very docile, friendly, and good-natured.
If anything, this is an argument FOR extra-terrestrial dominance. We become better people. Sure it may lack personal freedom, but as Rick and Morty demonstrated..
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

He's a one-giant woman guy!

Also I remember a distinct Rick and Morty Ep where a mentally enslaved race is freed and IMMEDIATELY set upon one another for racial dominance.

Considering the dystopia we live in now, this one doesn't seem so bad.

That poem sounds so prog rock. Exactly something Greg would write.

Well at least the Amethysts are comforting, when it could have gone an entirely darker route with another certain Quartz soldier. I have to admire the fact that they go out of there way to help out what is essentially grown children.