beetlejesus--disqus
beetlejesus
beetlejesus--disqus

Ugh! This makes white genocide all the more appealing.

Who else do you think I was referring too? Red states chose to fuck themselves, so they can go on and fuck themselves all they want. Maybe we can get a west coast/Canada coalition going on here.

Any state that wants to secede, I'll gladly accept an invitation.

Ah shit, can I still be a man-child and act well below my age?

I'm too old for this shit. No really, I am really feeling too old for this nerd shit.

Would you like your old ones regular or extra crispy?

Modern Day Cheetah might be the reason we have so many furries running about in fandom.

But he's offering coffee, oh wait.

You mean World War 1 was just an elaborate ruse to get our money?
*yanks mask off monster*
OLD MAN WILHELM!!!!?

Well, irradiate that spider already. Ain't gonna bite itself.

Don't besmirch the whores, they actually have a societal function, and are probably more competent too.

GUY THIS FUCK!!
IN RUSSIA GUY FUCKS YOU!!

Can't even work myself up into a frenzy anymore. I think this is the part where I get emotionally numb.

Well at least he has his priorities straight.
*rolls eyes so far back into head, gets a stroke*

Or the gravelly dulcet tones of John Carradine.
"NIGHT TRAIN TO INFOWARS"

Oh good. My innocent lukewarm love for cheetohs has been utterly violated by the internet and morbid human curiosity. FINE, I'll eat salad then.