A Rabin-bot. A fully functioning, somewhat sentient snark program.

Ha ha, joke's on you, THERE IS NO FUTURE!!!

I'll take some lighter fluid, thanks.

Dear Internet,

Let make some smores over burning flags. Yum!

Now point to where on the flag he touched you inappropriately.

Oh great, now people are gonna tell me I can't marry my flag. OUR LOVE IS NATURAL!!

Humans aren't big on existential metaphors, well they're not real big on thinking anyway so what the fuck do I know?

Maybe we can go all Rene Magritte on the flag and say "This is not the USA".
Too highbrow I know, BUT we can also go all Marcel Duchamp and dip the flag in a dirty urinal.

I want a version where I can wipe my ass with the confederate flag, leave a nice big skidmark for all the rednecks to see. Or maybe write USA in big brown letters. I don't know, something to do with fecal matter.

I loved how Steven reacted to that, there was a square-shaped hole in his heart.

Dogcopter: Rise of the Sled

Amethyst is right. Being a baby rules.

*swipes left on clay tablet, wipes out entire record of grain numbers*

CUNEIFORM OR GTFO!!!

English is overrated anyway. Stick to Assyrian and we'll keep records on our tablets, OUR CLAY TABLETS!!!

Now you're talkin'!! Maybe we can reinvent porn too.

How bout we reboot human communication in general? Start small with some cave paintings, slowly work our way back to grunts and spoken language until we get it right this time.

You know, I kind of hate this fucking country right now, real funny feeling y'know.

Well at least they're good for something.