Can we reboot the entire internet, y'know, after we destroy the earth?

"Why did Rules Don’t Apply do so poorly?"
Because it sucked so bad I kind of wish 2016 would kill off Warren Beatty just to repent for what an awful year it has been. It sucked so bad, I want to go back in time and stop the invention of motion pictures, because CLEARLY we're are not meant for higher communication.

Devry Technical and Electoral College.

I think he still holds the movie rights for some godforsaken reason.
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Also seeing this 79 year old try and paw some poor Ingénue probably won't endear him much.

I saw it, it deserves to be poured on by all the jars of piss its got coming to it. Especially on creepy old Beatty.

It just gets worse from there.
Also its sung in a song for some fucking reason.

No one can touch the brow of sexiness that is Fridah Kahlo.
THE LONELY ART NERD HAS SPOKEN!!!

KEEP TWISTING THAT KNIFE, 2016!!!

She ain't no Fridah Kahlo, that's for sure.

Way of the future, DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO!!

You know, they actually had that gag where he repeated phrases but they were trying to be comedic, instead it was awkward and unfunny, like every other fucking thing Beatty did in this movie.

Just saw this and Oh Sweet Jesus this was so bad. Between the absolute DOA performance of the couple and Beatty's constant mugging, I really wanted to just leave. My sister-in-law bought the tickets so I didn't want too make her feel bad.
But FUCK ME when septuagenarian Beatty was making the moves on Collins I wanted…

*America takes doll, rips it into pieces, shits on it, and sets it on fire*

Need to spill more blood, preferably that of infants. Hope that helps.

I was just about to bring that up. Loved that she didn't take herself too seriously.

*throws tea into nearby harbor*

I'm thankful for my deep well of eternal cynicism and my distrust of all mankind.

All work and no play makes a Donny a dull boy.
All work and no play makes a Donny a dull boy.
All work and no play makes a Donny a dull boy.

White House halls awash in blood.