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NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T, INTERNET. PLEASE STOP WITH THIS FIVE-AND-DIME CONSPIRACY BULLSHIT. You were supposed to be a beacon of information and enlightenment and instead you turned out worse than television or any other form of mass media. Makes me wonder if we would be better off sticking to grunting like our…

I hate humanity right now. Can we go ahead and call our species a complete failure? I feel like this is long overdue.

Absolutely fuck "reality television." It sounds like it should be a term coming out of an Orwell novel.

Dave Willis is awesome.
I guess better Carl than Barry from Archer.

CARL!!!!
Ok PG version of Carl, but still CARL!!!
I'm glad Dave Willis is still doing voice work.

Um yay? I guess we can salvage some sort of victory….

*tazes @robinozretich:disqus *
I knew it was a good idea to have this.
*takes out old-timey truncheon*

Every time I hear a new meme comes, my hatred of the internet grows and grows.
Maybe we weren't meant for higher communication, and we should have stuck to wall painting and smoke signals.

Just hold your breath indefinitely until you pass from this world. Really is the best high.

Ooh good, another fad I can't wait to hate.

and now it's the internet.

HALLELUJAH!!! HALLE FUCKIN LUJAH!!!

TOO LATE!!!!!

Can we fucking bash this year's head in already????

GOOD FUCKING JOB, 2016!!! GOOD FUCKIN JOB!!!!!!

WOOO! CORN SHUCKS FOR EVERYBODY!!

Well I'll be Damned!

But it's what our slave-holding forefathers thought was best. Now pardon me while I get my musket and powdered wig.

Wait, you're saying we have a democratic process? Or rather a competent one?

Even Boise?