Cut off the parts of L.I. that voted for Trump(no really, I grew up in suburbs filled with lily-white faux-macho douchebags), no need to save Suffolk County, let it sink into the Atlantic.

Also it was a birthday present for 7-8 year old me, so yeah my childhood was interesting.

Are you fucking kidding me, 2016?
I actually had Purple Rain on vinyl. Purple vinyl no less.

Films…. with SOUND???!!!!!
Goodness me, isn't pantomime enough for you?
These children and their speakeasies, and their charlestons and their "jazz."

ROLLED-UP NEWSPAPERS ARE A TOOL OF DOG SUPPRESSION!!!

The A.V. Club

I take that back, hell are spambots.

Actually, Hell is Children!!

Either way you're going to eat chemically-soaked fish.

WRONG, it's in Michigan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
or Norway.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…
which are ironically more known for their frigid weather and not brimstone.

Put the shotgun away, Hemingway!

Hank is "The Bat"

Turn the gas down a notch, Sylvia Plath!
Who knew Brock was so well read?

That and the elusive language of "spin."
Plus he knew who Sylvia Plath was.

His 2001 adaptation is gloriously batshit.
https://www.google.com/sear…

Not one of Kirby's finest moments.

"Turn the gas down a notch, Sylvia Plath!"
Hilariously inappropriate literary references!

CANDIRU REFERENCE!!! Way to go with the first season throwback, guys!
Also was it wrong of me to laugh at the Sylvia Plath joke?

At 41 no less. Let's here it for late bloomers.

Drops cancer from the top of Nakatomi Plaza.