Sadly there are no more malls to bust, we will accept Amazon-busters or Ebay- busters.

I was a bit bothered by the fact that he didn't have his trademark shades, but I kinda like the actor's charisma.

That's a bloody outrage, it is! I want to take this all the way to the Prime Minister. Hey! Mr. Prime Minister! Andy!

Cancer of the meme, ouch, always a rough way to go.

Also this is not a pipe, nor is it a comment on a pipe.

No love for Multiplicity and its multiple Michael Keatons or is that a twin bridge too far?

Something something melted steel beams.

The worm wouldn't be real, tho. More like horsemeat.

it tastes like bad fries.

AND DRUNK!!!

Gin, what, is lighter fluid and paint thinner too good for you?!!

Well, they're desperate for something, since we had quite a few locations close up in my city. Maybe the wine is to dull the pain.

Super Herzog Brothers- The Mushroom Universe is monstrously indifferent to the presence of Mario.

Super Herzog Brothers-I despise bonus rooms. I find all of the gold coins to very base and vile. I would much rather eat a fungus from an exploded brick.

Super Herzog Brothers- The Mushroom Kingdom is a thin layer of ice upon a deep ocean of Bloopers and Cheep-cheeps.

Super Sartre Bros-if you're lonely when you're alone, then it is you who is in another castle.

Super Sartre Bros: Mario is condemned to be free, because once thrown into the Mushroom Kingdom, he is responsible for every fireball thrown, every brick broken, every goomba stomped.
Hell is other fungi.

That's irregardless.

Sheez! Go full on D- already!

They deserve every wedgie they get.