In his honor, I'm gonna fight Keith David for an uncomfortably long time.
beetlejesus
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PUT ON THE GLASSES!!!!
The devil take this predictable colon!
RIP you big tiny man.
Dammit, childhood heroes, STOP DYING ON ME!!!
TECHIST!!
Miracle of birth? More like Miracle of … Durrr th!
*solemnly high-fives himself*
But whining is what the internet is best for.
You know what, I love it! Let's make this happen.
Trumpy, you can do racist things!
Redneck Atheist? Is that like jewish nazis or black KKK members?
Creepystarches.
So we're really making this "creepypasta" a thing now?
"…..TODAY!!!!"
No mention of Martin, Finn's dad from Adventure Time? Pretty glaring omission.
How do they do this SO effectively in like eleven minutes? Much more so than even an hour long drama could usually manage? I *heart* this show.
Everlasting Gobstoppers or GTFO!
The highway's jammed with broken marbles on a last chance power drive.
You know this needs the appropriate soundtrack.
Hungry Hungry Hippos With No Impulse Control.