The real irony of that quote is Barnum never said it. He was an entertainer, not a con artist. 

Our country appointed a moron. That’s actually worse, because it means we have that much more difficulty electing a non-moron the next time around. 

I am thrilled that he doesn’t. No animal deserves that sort of misery, especially a dog. 

You’re a pile of shit. You need to hear that more often.

Then I misunderstood you. My bad.

By “it” I mean the pull quote.

When you apply the same level of scrutiny to wine experts themselves, a funny thing happens...

Please do not touch the axe in Mr. Bowser’s office. 

I think it is that great, but nothing is “it deserves two reboots” great. 

In the back of my mind, I’ve always felt that Venkman would be the world’s most insufferable prick IRL.

It doesn’t make that assumption at all. It rightly points out that there really were many “fans” who hated 2016's GB reboot purely for its choice of principle cast. 

Getting roasted in the depths of the Slor, I’d imagine. 

Who is stupid now? I’m gonna go with you, you Trump bootlicker.

Those salty bastards!

Cat.

You must be new around here. 

I think it’s only mentioned by name once, too. They could’ve left it unnamed and the audience still would’ve figured out that floating rock=important. 

Yeah in all seriousness, it likely won’t be any bigger deal than y2k.

Y2K panic came from a fundamental misunderstanding of how many computers handle date and time info. The real fun’s gonna happen in January of 2038. Seriously, look it up!

#itstheonlywaytobesure