Hey, my old account still works. Cool.

He ain’t breathing a whole lot these days. 

Gack! That gets me right in the feels!

If you’re not comparing the Mussolini family dynasty to any American political dynasty beyond the simple fact that they both exist, then your comment falls squarely in the “no shit, Sherlock” category.

Well, at least it gave us a few pics of some very cute zombie kitties.

Leave it to nuAV Club to have someone in the comments try to devil’s advocate Benito Goddamn Mussolini.

I think the war between dipshits driving huge, jacked up diesel trucks & electric car owners is a bit overblown, but I take your point. Tesla, for better or worse, is now a household name. I just truly hope they get their shit together & start making affordable, reliable cars soon.

He looks like Svengoolie. 

Tesla makes crap cars, and I’m saying this as a person who desperately wanted Tesla to succeed. It over-promised and under-delivered. Hopefully they’ll get their shit together soon, but right now, about the only good coming from Tesla is that they scared other car makers into selling more electric cars.

Hank Scorpio was likeable. 

I got a “Trumpy, you can do stupid things!” mug autographed by Frank Conniff & Trace Beaulieu on my desk. Those guys are the nicest, bestest celebrity dudes I have ever met. 

Declaring someone else isn’t punk. The favorite pastime of the punk rocker. 

I’m gonna go ahead and assume you came up with “Regressive Leftist” yesterday afternoon and spent the rest of the evening jerking yourself off to Tomi Lahren videos.

So not One Punchline Mum?

One Punch Mum!

I actually liked the first movie. Unlike the other recent live-action remakes, it’s not a beat-for-beat retread of the cartoon. Still, what story is left to tell? Unless this ends up being a time-traveling buddy cop film where Maleficent & that crow dude fight crime in late 70s Chicago...

I wonder if total engine revolutions would be a better gauge of a car’s age than miles driven. After all, 200,000 highway miles are a lot less brutal on average than 200,000 city miles.

Yeah well sucks to be you. 

That definitely helps, too. My desktop, which I first built in 2014, is a hodgepodge of new & old components. Holy cats, I’m glad I loaded it out when I did too, as memory & GPU prices shot through the damn roof just a year or two later!

As a former tech support phone jockey for a certain has-been computer giant, I can tell you that we’d also look for any excuse to kick the customer off the phone. And this was in the late 90s when computer makers arguably still gave some amount of shit how their tech support prowess was perceived. At most, we’d…