Expect the next Urban Outfitters store to open inside your parents’ house. 

Vinyl’s “analog” sound is more a result of the fact that records have a much lower dynamic range than most digital formats. In reality, most records made since the 80s came from digital recordings, and the machines that cut the lacquer masters have been digital since the early 70s. 

See above video.

Obviously, you’ve never heard of the pivotal Battle of Spazmanistan in World War Derp. 

For the last time, Hughes, the prequels sucked.

Hey, yeah. Whadya know.

I’m reminded of Bill Hicks: “If you’re in advertising or marketing, kill yourself.”

One thing I am truly thankful for: Who Framed Roger Rabbit came out long before CGI could make... this. 

More hideous, sir?

Yarg!

Go to church wherever you want. But if you go to a famously homophobic one, and you trumpet how wonderful it is on national television, expect to receive a bit of criticism for it.

Salvation kinda sucked, but at least it finally moved the franchise forward. Time-traveling murderbots just isn’t a theme that warrants any further exploration. 

I see a tardigrade with a ghost’s face.

So basically, the Oscars have gone the way of NASCAR: Everybody’s just watching it for the wrecks.

You joke, but that would make for a pretty damn great show.

I’d be excited too, if it wasn’t for the last spiritual successor to King Of The Hill, The Goode Family.

Pff... young’n.

Yeah, a story that also says, “The anti-straw movement has considerable traction on west coast, in states like California and cities like Seattle, where plastic straw bans have already gone into effect”

My dog is objectively the best dog that has lived or will ever live. I feel bad for the rest of the dog-owning world, being forced to constantly squabble over seconds place as they are.

I’m not talking about this specific case in Rhode Island, I’m talking about bans elsewhere in the US and in other nations, either proposed or currently enforced.