Ghostbusters 2 does the disservice of essentially forgetting everything that happened in Ghostbusters. It makes sense that they’d be written off as crazy in the first movie, but after witnessing a hundred foot marshmallow man walk through Times Square just a few years prior, the Mayor’s office should’ve been a lot…

I think you mean Egon your face. Heyooooo!

As much as the shutdown sucks for the feds, it’s even worse for federal contractors. They’re not going to get back-pay when the shutdown ends; they’re either burning their PTO or they’re SOL. I used to work a federal contract job during the shutdown threats of the Obama administration, and that was the situation I…

It’s historical fiction in that it’s fictional, and it was made some time in the recent past.

I’m betting there’s a code Walmart security uses for this very thing.

So Coachella put everyone else’s shit ahead of Kanye’s. Good for them.

Me too, and I wouldn’t have embarrassed their whole damn network in the process.

Meh, Chick-fil-a’s waffle fries are nothing special at all. Bland, dry, overcooked... Hell, the only thing on their menu worth a damn are the nuggets.

Well you might be able to. I’d probably just puke if I tried run-drinking. 

Aww crap, I divided by zero. I don’t think I should drive, guys.

It might be different for used cars, but the last time I emailed dealerships for quotes on a new car, most of them were pretty responsive. I kept forwarding the email from one dealer to the other, asking “Can you guys beat this price on this car with these options?” All I had to do when I went into the dealership with…

LOL, are you that racist?

That was awfully optimistic of the author to presume you’d read past the title.

I don’t know if there’s a lot, but there’s definitely some overlap. I know a couple of beer snob Trumpsters.

How can someone with the last name Dragon be so damn lame?

Do not like, either. Carmen’s an anti-hero at her lamest, and a full-on ding-dang Moriarty-style supervillain at her best.

They started off as a gang of curtain thieves, called V.O.I.L.E.

She’s not amoral, she just has a weird code she lives by. Externally, she exists to teach kids about geography, (And to a lesser extend, how to navigate an almanac.) but within the fiction, she’s basically a gentleman thief: She does it for the kicks, man! 

Punch Rockgroin!

V.I.L.E. dates to the 1st Carmen Sandiego game, 30+ years ago.