Meanwhile...

Meanwhile...

I’m sure Netflix has already looked into the economics of rolling something like this out, and decided it wouldn’t be worth it.

I guess district management underestimated the expected lifespan of a middle-aged man consuming Burger King for lunch every single day. 

I have an LG clothes washer that plays a jaunty tune when it’s finished. Is this a new trend among home appliance manufacturers?

Aerosmith is still touring; they’ll be fine through 2019 at least. 

If your complaint is “why is she wearing a long dress as a commander on a war ship?”, shut up. 

Right. He never has his helmetless Vader moment, and his allegiance is questionable right up until the end. He was redeemed in Thor’s eyes... eye... but he never really sought contrition.

Well that’s dumb. Loki’s redemption is one of the few impactful emotional moments in the whole damn series. 

He’s already a deadite.

It’s a threat: Believe It, Or Else!

OK, that “I’m walking, Maggie!” kid has just shot a white-hot poker of feels right through my sternum and into my cold, shriveled heart.

Gas-guzzler tax on new cars & trucks that gets less than X MPG. Levy it every year as part of the registration fee, and make it scale with the vehicle’s purchase price. 

They could’ve had a lot of fun with that bucket, and changed all the celebrity pics to Danny DeVito. 

I feel like I owe his ex-wife an apology. 

I used to really like Louis CK. Now I hope he fuckin’ starves to death.

Woah! Night Of The Creeps here!

Hi! Umm... Can I come over?

I finally caught Infinity Wars last night, on the Netflix. I’d had it thoroughly spoiled for me, so I knew what to expect. Still, it was fun to see the details of how shit went down for The Avengers, and to catch a few of the ‘a-ha!’ details that hint at what’s probably gonna happen in the next movie.

I finally caught Infinity Wars last night, on the Netflix. I’d had it thoroughly spoiled for me, so I knew what to expect. Still, it was fun to see the details of how shit went down for The Avengers, and to catch a few of the ‘a-ha!’ details that hint at what’s probably gonna happen in the next movie. 

The opening montage was pretty funny. But yeah, overall, Idiocracy was much funnier in its premise than in its execution.