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Production quality counts, even in a disgraced actor’s insane ramblings. 

He really undercut his own crazy by sticking that public-domain suspense music sting at the end of his video. 

Honestly, it’s the best he’s ever looked.

A local comedy radio station occasionally plays Dunham’s bits. As painfully unfunny as he is on television, he’s even worse on the radio. Without the puppets, it’s just him telling shitty jokes to himself in his own voice, and it sounds like open mike night in a psych ward.

Jan Michael Vincent is pickled, not aged. 

Citizens on Patrol, I think.

Amazing how well Donald Trump fills out a pair of comically oversized coveralls. 

That looks pretty awesome!

That looks pretty awesome!

Thanks for the heads-up. I was thinking about just using the cab & swapping everything else out. 

Thanks for the heads-up. I was thinking about just using the cab & swapping everything else out. 

I’ve been seriously considering gutting one of these to build a MAME cabinet. The Street Fighter unit has the perfect number of sticks & buttons.

I’ve been seriously considering gutting one of these to build a MAME cabinet. The Street Fighter unit has the

Truer words ain’t never been spoken. The trim panel on my crappy old Jeep’s door is just flapping in the wind because of those stupid broken clip bastards. 

I honestly don’t think Trump had any more detailed plans than “Black guy laughed at me, so I’ll show him!”

If the cops gave half a shit, I bet they could bust a few rings wide open.

I’d buy one. I don’t think I’d be as kind to limit its payload to glitter and fart spray, though. 

Didya know Stephen Miller is only 33? He is 33 years old, and he looks like that.

Yeah, they kinda ran that bit into the ground. 

If you have mangum, consult your doctor.

Expanding libel laws to make it illegal to make fun of him personally was a cornerstone of his campaign. Frankly, I’m amazed he hasn’t pushed the issue harder.

I sincerely doubt any of Trump’s aids bother to try to explain anything to him.

I wish I was best friends with Terry Crews.