I wonder if it’s painful to be as incredibly stupid as Jacob Wohl, or if it’s strangely liberating.

I’m gonna say the only good things to come off the internet this year were the tiny handful of Lindsey Ellis videos & Monster Factory episodes we got.

You certainly proved him wrong. Good job.

“HUH. GUESS I LOST.”

Illusion, Brittacus. A trick is something a whore does for money.

I agree. But at the same time, I understand the AV Club not wanting to give them any more publicity or legitimacy. 

My answer to most of those questions is “It’s a universe populated with literal space wizards. Stop sweating its verisimilitude.”

If you did like TLJ overall, why obsess over the nitpicking details? You can pull enough threads on the original movies to make them fall apart just as easily. 

Hey, where’s my Tab?

I’m guessing these people are either really fun or totally mental. Or heck, maybe both.

From that picture, I get the impression she’s about to puke and molt at the same time. 

No shit to your no shit. You’re no smarter for pointing out to the rest of the world that it was a camera trick and not an actual impalement. The point of this article is to inform us *how* it was done, not that OMG it really wasn’t real!!1!

Funny thing about right-wing politics: Its supporters are almost universally total dipshits. And dipshits rarely make good movies.

The movie came out this year. It’s a complete pile of shit. It made the list. Seems pretty cut-&-dry to me. 

It sort-of does. When you email a distro list, Office lets you know how many recipients your email will get sent to, in a field above the message.

If this was the dumbest thing Trump did even that evening, it would be a goddamn miracle. 

I ran into that problem with my fridge. I’d pull a beer out & open it, and it would spray when opened. It took me a while to figure out it was flash-freezing when I opened it, and turned my fridge’s temp up a couple degrees.

When I was a kid, there was a huge panic about halloween candy tainted with poison or razor blades, despite no such events ever actually being confirmed. Local police & fire departments set up places you could take your kid’s Halloween candy to get X-rayed.

You will be missed.

We’ve all tied onions to our belts.